The moral of the Sabrina Carpenter story is that if you sell your soul to Taylor Swift and get carted around as the opening act on her huge billion dollar tour, you suddenly matter on levels far greater than you ever imagined….

The girl started out on Youtube, launched her career on a Miley Cyrus reality show trying to find the Next Miley Cyrus at like 10 years old, so it’s been a calculated lifetime to get to this point….

She’s got the top two played songs on Spotify, has charted and through it all she’s developed this weirdly slutty and creepy look like a teen virgin but at 25 isn’t all that creepy, that’s 5 years away from retirement and just cosplay….

The point of this post is the PANTSLESS IN PANTYHOSE BUT YOU CAN’T SEE THE CUNTLIPS…a tragedy in some parts….because the whole point of pantsless is the cuntlips.

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