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2024

09

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Surfs up motherfuckers….

Nothing says summer like girls in bikinis…..so here are some pictures to celebrate the history of the bikini and all that it’s become because you may not be capable of leaving your house due to your disability, obesity, laziness, why leave it’s all on the internet…

BUT REALIZE that there are bikinis out there, in ALL of your hometowns…whether in backyards tanning by the pool, or just tanning…at the swimming hole, creek or lake….the bikinis in HUMAN form exist and it’s far more fun that scrolling a gallery…however I am bootleg and bring you the SECONDARY fun because that’s how bootleg works…not quite the real thing, but close enough to get the idea….

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