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2024

10

Jul

Lili Reinhart Went to Mexico and Played Ping Pong in a Bikini of the Day

You may not give a fuck about Lili Reinhart and neither do I….but there was a time when the entertainment industry was trying to make us collectively jerk off to her, packaging her as a hot chick, on what was probably considered a pretty hot show for the CW, because apparently younger people watched it.

It was such shit quality writing that whoever was watching it was doing it passively, while scrolling TikTok or Instagram, because that shit made no sense….like packaging Lili Reinhart as the hot chick….but it happened and she exists because of it.

The good news for some of you is that she had big tits, despite being fat, which oftentimes comes with big tits…and she’s still out here showing off the tits.

The good news for some of us, who don’t like fat girls even with fat tits, is that she’s got her fucking shit together and realized that at her age, pre-slow metabolism and kids, it’s pretty easy to slim the fuck down and be more appealing as a person….that or use fucking filters and a AI to do it…because it’s the internet and we won’t know better….

I don’t know if that’s really good news, but she’s in a bikini and less fat, so any improvement is worth celebrating because as someone who has only got worse over the years, people who try, even just a little are inspiring….at least when less fat but still with tit.

Unfortunately, her luxury Mexican vacation photo series didn’t include anything fun you’d want to see from a chick on a Mexican vacation, like eating tacos while taking it up the ass after one too many drinks at the all-inclusive bar with a couple of swingers she met on the snorkelling excursion…but she is playing ping pong…

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