Julianne Hough is the Mormon who left the church and because a Mormon Gone Wild….sucked in by the temptation of the Hollywood machine, doing illicit things like sex or anal sex with Ryan Seacrest, which I guess was better than what her dance teachers used to make her and her brother do….unless I made up the whole story that they were abused while being little dance phenoms before somehow landing in Hollywood, which is arguably a place for abused kids to end up, but weirdly most abused kids end up in shelters on drugs….NOT THESE ONES…

She posted some dance masturbation, since dancing is like fucking, and probably why it’s so popular to watch people do, you can just visualize them in mid fuck….gyrating those hips like with the vantage point of Ryan Secrests anus before she penetrated it…

But more importantly, she did a wake surf video, that makes me think wake surfing is pretty fucking easy, because sure she’s athletic, but she’s as good as pro surfers wake surfing and that doesn’t make no sense…

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