Liz Hurley is 100 fucking years old, so you can never be too sure if they are feeding us Liz Hurley AI or some Liz Hurley body double in a realistic Liz Hurley mask they bought off some Chinese mask supplier, because those Chinese have factories for anything, thank god for slave labor, low regulations, the ability to pollute aggressively, and the need and want for Americans to CONSUME dog shit products they like having more travel mileage than they do in a lifetime….if my morph suit doesn’t have at least one around the world on a freighter included in my 10 dollar sales price…IT isn’t good enough for me…

Point of the story is, you can’t believe anything you see on TV, are they in suits, are they shapeshifters, are they aliens in costumes, are they AI, are they fake as fuck…and that applies to the internet as well…

In Liz Hurley’s case, she’s got a tranny son with RIP STEVE BING THE JUMPER, the financial resources, and the ability to GAME us all for the benefit of her bikini brand..

She was one of the first celebrities to do an Instagram Bikini brand before every slut on instagram had one thanks to those CHINESE factories we were previously discussing in paragraph 1.

I have seen recent movies with her and she is still kinda hot, at 80 fucking years old, it’s disturbing whatever the science behind this freak is…

The good news is that old ladies staying hot freaks are better than flipper baby or other birth defect freaks, sure you can jerk off to both, but one’s a little better for the soul….

All this to say, Liz Hurley’s being rich and half naked in her senior years thanks to using her pussy right in its prime…important life lessons.

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