Guess what’s back…Kelly Brook rocking the 40 something year old giant tits…

She may even be in her 50s now.

I don’t really know why I give a shit about Kelly Brook, it’s not like I’ve ever met her or that she’s really ever penetrated the pop culture machine as hard as the Rugby team has penetrated her.

If anything, it’s been more of a watching her get as fat as her tits, only to lose the fat but keep the tits, which is important when your 20s were spent as a big titty model in the UK…you NEED the tits.

A tale as old as time, the gut catching up to the big tits, when the girl hits 30 and the metabolism slows down….

But ultimately, through it all, fat chick or not, she’s had the tits and that may matter…

We’ve seen her move to LA to become a famous actress that failed, we’ve seen her date personal trainers who got her into shape, she’s been blog titty fodder that you’ve all had some kind of relationship and these bikini pics posted 5 hours ago prove she’s not dead, probably infertile from age, but not dead…but even if she was dead, you’d want to stick your dick between those bad boys filling that bikini like a middle aged aunty at the pool….because you’re weirdly committed to Kelly Brook.

Fat chick belly aside, what’s up with that face? Has the instagram face filters attacked or is this her face injection new look….either way…it’s weird.

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