As it turns out, I have a tennis fetish.

The skimpy outfits, the sexual poses, the sexual moans and grunts, it’s a pretty sexual experience..

Plus, it a WASPY rich person sport, or was once a WASPY rich person sport, where the poor or ethnics couldn’t partake…and that level of exclusivity, brings on rebelling tennis daughters and tennis wives wanting to cheat on their tennis club husbands who are cheating on them with the other tennis club wives, or their secretaries, because who wants to fuck your own wife when you’re rich enough to fuck other pussy, so rich you can afford the tennis club…making for a lot of rich person fun….

It’s a far trashier and accessible sport now, but there’s still skimpy outfits, sexual poses, sexual grunts and it’s a pretty sexual experience while jerking off to it through the chainlink fence at the community tennis club during a friendly round robin….

Her name is Olivia Rodrigo and she’s a pop star.

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