Eva Longoria is old as shit, so it’s safe to assume that her ass is a product of a cosmetic procedure she can easily afford because she’s rich as shit..

I don’t like Eva Longoria, she seems like a self hating Mexican who exploits the culture when it is convenient for her personal gain, but she is internationally famous for whatever reason and because of that she’s retarded rich, despite being totally unimpressive.

There was a time when she was in her 30s and was into fitness where she’d walk around with her ass out and you’d think, fine…she’s worth looking at…

She’s about 40 pounds heavier and her ass is rounder than it was back then, which makes me think that granny is on the rich lady program of jacking up her body.

I want to make it clear that I am not hyping her ass up, it looks like it’s fake, from a cartoon, not a good thing…I’ve seen strippers with this kind of thing, fat chicks who get their belly fat sucked out to make this kind of thing…it’s always pretty disturbing.

But people are conditioned to like this kind of thing, so it strategically makes sense for chunky Eva Longoria to Ozempic, fake ass her way into a few bonus jerks from a loyal fanbase who has been jerking to her forever…

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