Lindsay Lohan is potentially a fetish to some people who remember 15 years ago….for her big tits and chaotic existence that sent her into exile in the UAE.

I was always a believer in Lohan’s comeback, mangled face and questionable acting skills and all, because the world is retarded and to not give her another chance would make no fucking sense….

However, there was a period of time where you could have got her to endorse your product for $5,000, so you’ve missed your boat…

She since got married, had a kid and is back in Hollywood attempting a comeback based on Nostalgia she’s almost looking good, better than she has in a long time…..and that comeback is in the form of FREAKY FRIDAY with Hermy Jamie Lee Curtis.

The funny thing in all this is that everyone I’ve spoken to in recent years about Jamie Lee Curtis seem to forget that whole rumor that she was born with a dick but they decided to make her live out as a woman because I guess that’s easier than being. aman with a cunt. She married a queer, adopted a kid and everything about her, including her short hair screamed HERMY…and I just accepted the rumor as actual fact….a fact that has since been erased from the internet because no one seems to have a memory of it.

Here they are on the beach, Lohan in a Burkini because she’s an Arab now and bikinis are HARAM. This could be hotter if it was a thong bikini, but she’s playing the wholesome reformed whore for now…nothing a little money and celebrity won’t change once Hollywood decides to eat her up again.

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