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2024

01

Oct

Britney Spears Keeps on Dancing of the Day

I am a firm believer that legalizing dancing was the fall of society.

I’ve seen Footloose and I think a dance-less town is a good place to fucking be.

You know, head out on the road to track down strippers a county over, while keeping your country safe from the retardation of dance.

Unfortunately, we’ve fallen too hard as a people and now we’re living in this bullshit internet world that skews our brains and that makes even the most remote hick, who has no business speaking like a “Valley Girl” with his UPTALK rather than the dialect of his remote living people in the island of their small town….

We’ve got people who would have never decided to switch up their genders if it wasn’t for internet…they’d be oppressed, not gay and weird buying all the trending items they are told to buy….or listen to…mass indoctrination.

Dance is part of the problem, the Chinese know it and exploit it with TikTok…clearly Britney or the AI they pretend is Britney, or the body double they say is Britney because Britney is dead keeps on dancing and crazy girls dancing is the only dancing you need…because you can pretend it is how she fucks….

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