I always thought that Kate Winslet’s tits weren’t good enough to die for in that Titanic movie…..

They were the kind of tits that you’d probably let drown to save yourself because even if they were the best tits in the world, they’re not worth dying for…

That whole love story was good on paper for all the divorcees and empty people who never found a love like that because a love like that doesn’t exist.

To me, it just ruined the whole movie, which should have ended with dude surviving and scoring new pussy…but then there’d be no movie…since there’d be no granny searching for her lost amulet….

The point of the story is the tits were good but not that good back in the Titanic Days, 30 years later, they’re good but not that good, but good enough to watch in the movies as she continues her “craft” of acting, which they like to call “art” but that we all know is just a bunch of assholes (and tits) overpaid to play make belief…..

Hate celebs, hate acting, appreciate the tits…

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