Katy Perry is retiring from American Idol, a show that is miraculously still on the air and that people in trailer parks apparently still watch, probably because they are on disability and unable to get up to change the damn channel. I am sure it’s the lowest bottom feeding Americans into that shit, which is probably why super star Katy Perry was cast as a host.

I’ve found Katy Perry to be overrated, ugly, the titty hype she gets questionable, for pretty much her entire career, but no one cares about my opinion and with marketing created a super star celebrity that made next to no sense.

She’s seen Taylor Swift make a billion dollars off old songs this past year and realizes that she should get off her lazy ass and get back on the road for the fans, there’s money to squeeze out of these people, since she can never heave enough. of it, she’s getting ready to squeeze it out of them….

Her face is old and tired because she is old and tired, but she’s still got the tits, which you want to squeeze out of her…

So while she plots squeezing her fans, you can plot squeezing her, and the whole thing is so weird because you’d think we’d have new celebs by now.

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