Kate Beckinsale posted a video that the official story states is her mooning a department store the day that her cat Clyde a year ago but I like to think she’s shitting out of the window as part of some celebrity fetish because just not showing us that part, because that’s a far weirder fetish or thing to do and these celebrities have to level up their fetishes in order to get the same thrills normal people would get.

Clyde was actually a pretty interesting cat that she would put into a lot of her content and I was a fan of online presence…I am into the animals of the internet more than I am into the crackheads, the instagram models, the whores and the celebrities of the internet, so when they die, I feel it too….it is a loss for us all…but I guess a bit of a win for us because it gets his owner showing off her ass….not that a dying cat is worth seeing a weirdly shot Beckinsale ass…but if the cat’s going to die anyway, it might as well come her ass.

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