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2024

05

Aug

Charli XCX Tits and No Pants with Some Cake and Latch-On Friends of the Day

It is Charli XCX’s birthday, so a bunch of clout chasing latch-on losers, and a few celebrities who like to be associated with the trending hashtag or trending song of the week, because despite being famous they are also clout chasers designed to help control the collective consciousness by their handlers or Satan himself, so they stick together.

IT’s an exclusive club and we’re not in it, but Charli XCX, who has the song of the summer, with every retard doing the tiktok dance that was designed to be released with the song, because these marketing people understand how viral content works….

So despite us not being in the exclusive club, while some of you may listen to and now the song, like the losers eating the bait that you are…..

Charli XCX’s breasts ARE in the club and are arguably the most important thing about her viral experience, trending popstar status, top song of the year cash-in.

We’re here for the tits….and cake…but mainly the tits….

Anya Taylor Joy was there – CLICK HERE

Sabrina Carpenter was also there CLICK HERE

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