Sydney Sweeney is the celebrity with the tits that everyone has a boner for….shed playedc a bull dyke recently and it was disturbing….but she is back.

She has been in partnership with some product called La Neige who had their high powered brains on their marketing team conceptualize a brilliant game show themed campaign where Sweeney is the HOST and the 3 guests…one seems to be a nerd and it’s offensive but showcases her amazing character work, since she’s a high profile actress…

None one of these genius level rocket scientist minds thought to fixate on her tits despite that being all that being the only thing anyone likes about Sweeney….

But I guess hiring Sweeney in and of itself was insane for a women’s product, since 99 percent of Sweeney’s fans are dudes jerking off, only to get post nut clarity when done to realize they aren’t that into her face…or acting….TITS are a magical drug.

So unless the brand knows that their product can be used as a lubricant for loser dudes to jerk off with, they are likely pissing their money away, but marketing is a write off, so I guess they’ll all pat themselves on the back to the success of the campaign, while perverts use it to remind them to pat themselves off to. the nude Sweeney Scenes…and by pat off, I mean jack off…

now the tits:

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