Chrissy Teigen is the enemy…

I just don’t like her for attacking me and calling me a rapist, when I don’t ever rape anything ever, and barely even have sex thanks to a fat wife who locks me down…I mean all I did was call her out for being a gold digging whore that has never got work…and who was getting fat because of divorce settlement and the fact that she’s never got work…

She’s a drunk, she’s a mess, she’s delusional, and she’s not even hot, but she’s relevant right now, thanks to her free work with Sports Illustrated and now free work with Esquire. She does it so that John Legend thinks he’s with a model…not a whore.

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