Jordan is a total nothing of a celebrity, but we all know her, simply because of her tits and her ability to expose herself at all the right events. This is her at the Dukes of Hazard premier, which may not be the classiest event to attend, but realistically it doesn’t warrant showing up in a bikini bottom and grabbing your cooter for all to gawk over. It’s actually pretty trashy and I am offended by her behavior. Who am I kidding, the reality is that I am no Emily Post, and I fucking love a trashy girl and someone confident enough to show off her body while masturbating at a major “industry” event. I think more women out there need to unbotton their cardigan sweaters and show the world what you’re made of, unless you’re fat, because no one wants to see that unless they are fucking drunk and incapable of remembering you the morning after.

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