I don’t know about you, but that Rosie O’Donnell TV movie where she plays a retard changed my life. I realized that there are some women that I would never fuck, even if I was stuck on a deserted island with Rosie O’Donnell and the Fag who won the first survivor and I needed to pussy, I would take the survivor guy. He would also be a good choice for obvious survival skills, and being his man-love would only bring good things, but you get the point, I would take cock over Rosie any day, even if her pussy resembles a cock….anyway Andie McDowell was in that retard movie and rumor on the internet is that she has breast implants. I am not really a fan of breast implants, but more importantly, I am not a fan of floppy pancake titties, I figure if a bitch has nipples that aim towards the ground, or that flatten against her chest like a deflated hemroid donut, shit’s gotta be re-worked. Now Andie McDowell looks like she’s in her 40s and with age comes loosening at the seams, like that old sweater I rock, cuz I can’t afford a new one. Reality is age never really through me off when it came to bedding girls, I lost my virginity at the age of 14 to a 63 year old who used to make me cut her grass then eat her out, I am not the type of person who turns down a dollar.

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