I know that I haven’t updated this motherfucker in a while. The reason is simple, I was flown to the midwest to pitch a TV show on their local cable access. It’s something I thought would be more luxurious than it turned out to be. They would pay me in whiskey, and although that sounds hype, the reality is that I would have to get myself out there every saturday. It’s just not feasible because I am poor, which brings me to my next point, all you motherfuckers who have been emailing me to update, realize that I work on my motherfucking schedule. Until you start sending me money to do this, you are just gonna have to deal with my slacking because you aren’t my boss asshole. Anyway, I am thinking about doing an update tonight, to keep you entertained until I do type “luxurytrips.com” into google. It’s an internet game.

Cuddles.

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