I have memories of going to the zoo as a little boy, being amazed by the size of the elephant’s cock, an the amount of shit a monkey can throw at the people gawking at him. Motherfucker just wanted some privacy. In reality, I never went to a zoo as a kid, I lived in Mexico, and our backyard was a lot like a zoo with stray dogs and our troop of donkies, but I did work at a zoo for a little while, when you get out of prison, they usually throw you into some job that usually involves picking up shit. When I worked at the zoo I wasn’t lucky enough to see some random slut running around flashing her cooter. If I had, I’d probably still be there today, waiting for the next pussy to expose itself. Either way, girls who flash in public are fucking cool, and should be a lesson to the 2 girls who read this site. Guys like it better when you are loose and expose your junk…it’s instant respect and doesn’t make you a slut…..keep that in mind next time you’re visiting a public place designed for children, you pervert.

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