Back in 1997 when my dick still worked, I used to watch “Good Will Hunting” in slow motion just to see this bitch in her high waisted jeans walk around. I would spend hours playing with myself to her dirty ass. I think that is the reason god wrathed me by making me impotent. My advice, is do not waste your good erections on bitches who look like they work in a grocery store. What’s that Minnie? Do I want to double bag? I’d say yes, but you are probably still a virgin. Let’s just stick to the raw dog.

Speaking of Raw Dogs, nice tattoo you fucking sailor-whore (that’s the girl who waits at the docks for the ships to come to port to make a lil’ extra skrill). Cuddles.

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