I am still in vacation mode, even though I didn’t really have a long weekend yesterday since I am in Canada. I think it’s gotta do with the fact that I am seeing all these pictures of bitches in their bikinis while I’m sitting her in my dirty underwear smelling my own ass from days of not washing, but I think the real vacation I need is one away from strippers, I’ve been spending too much money that I don’t have and I think this is phase one of gettin to that, because lookin at Tori Spelling and her shitty fucking tit job, makes me really want to put on a pair of white pants and dance to house music while drinking cosmos like some kind of faggot.

This is some mutant shit and the fact that it has the capacity to breed is ruining vagina for me, but at least it will only be temporary, cuz the power of pussy is just too strong and always manages to suck me back in. Sure all you haters can hate on me by saying she looks fit for a mom of two and all I gotta say to that is that she would because she’s the fucking devil and that’s the kind of power that motherfucker has.

Here are the pics

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