While Perez Hilton was getting “beat up”, which was more like dancing like a queen in a pair of Lindsay Lohan leggings, while some groupie gay dude, who was probably a Gaga back-up dancer, humped his face…I was creep grabbin’ this ass behind her security’s back. The ass was alright and I don’t think it was in these assless pants, but the rest was as disgusting as you’d imagine it to be.
I wish I had a camera because the fuckin’ Perez shit is blowin the fuck up right now.
Watch the Perez Statement About Will.I.Am Fighting….I was in Cobra Club and Witnessed that Shit…it was Amazing…But not as Amazing as Watching Perez Cry…
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