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2006

06

Jan

Double Viking at the AVN Awards

Some of you may like porn, probably more than you should, meaning that you’re one of those motherfucker’s who sits at home all day, collects welfare checks and jerks off so much that your penis is hangin off you from a worn down thread, kinda like when you sharpen a pencil too much. Either way, I am not here to judge you, sex in the video form is STD Free and you don’t have to deal with the bitch asking you to take her out for dinner, kinda like fucking a sex doll, only those are too expensive for your welfare budget.

Jesse Jane is probably one of the girls you all know and jerk off to, a pornstar who you’ve seen doing acts you’ll never experience, not only because you are a virgin, but also because you’re quite ugly. DoubleViking.com went to the AVN awards and here’s there first interview with Jesse Jane about football. Bitch is such a crackhead, I’d rather be watching her make sex sounds than try to talk, not cuz I like porn, but because I hate stupid girls.

Read His Post and Watch The Video Here (I am too internet retarded to figure out how to make this stream for you)

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