I don’t care abouyt Mariah Carey’s weight gain as much as I cared about her breakdown a couple years ago. The reason is that all american bitches are fat, they eat too much junk food and fast food and fucking refried beans. So Mariah still being bold enough to rock an bikini is cool with me. It’s not like I have any control over what the fat bitch does, otherwise I’d keep her away from the dessert tray. Being fat is bad for your image. I got a fat wife, I’m fat and when the yuppie parent’s of my stepdaughter’s friends come by, they look at us in disgust. I am usually rockin a mustard stain and I smell like urine, but I think they just hate fat people. The point of all this is to say, when Mariah was committed, they jacked her up on all kinds of drugs and a vulnerable, unstable bitch is a lot fucking sexier than some bitch that sings love songs with Busta Rhymes. RIP Motherfucker.

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