I remember meeting a pornstar named Sasha Grey and she was dressed like a school teacher. I thought the irony was hot, not that I know what irony is, but every other pornstar, who was far less dirty than Sasha Grey was dressed in cheap sex store outfits, and despite hating her porn because it’s too dirty for me, and I prefer my whores to be everyday girls gone bad, and not weird goth girls who do what they do because they pretend its some artistic venture when in reality they just want attention and were molested by their dad’s or some shit, I thought it was interesting.
Seeing Megan Fox in a similar outfit is far less interesting because I know that behind this pencil skirt you’d want to see on a librarian who lets her hair down, you know she’s goin home to fuck David from 90210, because Megan Fox is sex on the surface, it’s all an act and attempt to be a sex icon, when in reality I can tell she doesn’t gag on cock or take it up the ass and I for one, am tired of the lies.
