For those of you who remember Paulina Gretzky, and I am assuming you don’t….she posted a pic of her bikini body, because she’s a mom now…I think to a golfer named Dustin Johnson and I guess that happened while she was forgotten.

So at one point in time, she was the aspiring rich kid model….and I use that term lightly, because she was more the half naked, cheesy as fuck, party slut like a bootleg Paris Hilton type that the bros were very into because of her Hockey Dad…and her look of a stripper…

I just assumed she was a product of her puck slut mom and her trust fund allowance…partying all cheesy at the Vegas pool…but apparently she makes babies too…this isn’t news…but I guess it could be if you’re a huge Gretzky fan.

A fit girl, having a kid, and looking fit, because her dad is an athlete and fitness is in her blood, as is being a slutty vain bitch from LA….and there’s really nothing else for her to do, is hardly impressive.

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