Paulina Gretzky has a ridiculous fan base that I don’t really understand or think is thats deserved. I mean sure she’s fit and looks good, but there are a lot of hot fit girls on instagram who don’t get featured in Golf magazines, but I guess it’s because they aren’t married or engaged to pro golfers…or more importantly, the daughter of some puck slut and a huge small town Canadian Hockey player, who left his modest white trash roots in Canada, and went Hollywood, raising a couple of bratty rich kids who never have to work a day in their lives, and really why wouldn’t you want that for your kids, working sucks.

I think it is a little creepy that a huge percentage of her fans are just Gretzky fans, you know the diehards that wish they could come in him, if only it wasn’t gay, but instead can imagine cumming in her, because she’s the closest thing to him, she’s got his DNA in her, assuming her hooker puck slut mom wasn’t cheating when he was on the road, which is a pretty major assumption, because she probably was…

Here’s the behind the scenes video of the shoot.

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Paulina Gretzky is showing some vagina definition…in a bikini and I don’t know if this is an old pic or a new pic…or even if I should bother caring or noticing Paulina Gretzky…because I hate hockey and everything it represents…and thus should hate the product of Hockey money, because if Wayne Gretzky was never Wayne Gretzky, like if he had an injury, he’d be working at Tim Hortons or some other Canadian shit, with a normal fat wife instead of the gold digger who shat this one out of her vagina…

I think it is safe to say, Paulina Gretzky is spoiled, rich white trash, like Brooke Hogan, but I guess when staring at her vagina definition, who really cares about her personality flaws, it’s just too bad she’s not trashy enough to do the Kardashian sex tape hustle, something I like from rich girls who’s dads were too busy getting rich to hug them….it makes me happy.

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There’s really nothing to hate about Paulina Gretzky. She’s a rich kid, living the rich kid life, and she’s not fat or anything, I mean as far as I’m concerned, if I had the opportunity to be permanently in a bikini, having cocktails served my way all fucking day, I’d be Tara Reid about it too. I mean what do people expect her to do, get a job? I mean her allowance is probably enough to get by, and her credit card probably has a nice limit, and her dad’s got enough money that even if she tried as hard as she could to spend even enough for him to notice, he wouldn’t notice..it’s the life of the riches..and at least she looks good doin the good life, her bro she’s posing with, not so much…but I’m too busy staring at her vagina and hip to waist ratio to notice him.

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So apparently Paulina Gretzky let’s some pro Golfer named Dustin Johnson put inside her hole…but more importantly she is at the most expensive and luxurious hotel in Barbados, because being born into money leads to a great life filled with opportunity, even though you don’t realize it because you’ve been fully absorbed in it all your life, and haven’t figured out how the other 90 percent don’t have private chefs, maids or fly private…

But none of that matters, she’s in a bikini and has my favorite kind of body, skinny and lean, long and lovely, and the fact she used her allowance that is probably an absurd allowance on fake tits, makes her fucking perfect.

I am a fan. I’d like her to cannon ball onto my dick.

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People like Paulina Gretzky…

I am guessing it is because she’s raised by some uneducated jock from the working class with more money than God, who gives her all the things he never had growing up, like breast implants…

Or maybe they just find her hot, in a trashy party girl kind of way, with a tight looking body probably thanks to the home gym, great trainers and nothing else to fucking do, as daddy made enough money for us to never work.

I don’t really give a fuck about her either way, I appreciate that she’s in a bikini and I like that she’s hanging with fellow LA party girl Vanessa Hudgens, wherever they are on vacation, it’s cute.

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I don’t do sports, but I would do their wives, daughters, and mistresses, because Athletes, unlike regular people, have all kinds of trashy pussy thrown their way, and sometimes they knock them up and marry them, and sometimes they make trashy pussy of their own, because athletes, for the most part, unless we’re talking about billionaire Hilary Duff’s husband, are ghetto poor people who end up making far too much money to know what to do with and to not spoil their kids and stripper looking wives with fake tits and whatever they want…

Working class values.

The other nice thing about athletes, their stripper wives and their tacky daughters, is that growing up the one important thing for the dad was fitness and a regimented diet, because that’s how daddy made his fake titty money, and with fitness and a good diet, comes a body raised by an athlete, coupled with a personality raised by a stripper looking mom, cuz daddy was always on the road, that focuses on the superficial, because mommy’s looks got Daddy’s money, this Paulina Gretzky the complete package, at least from behind.

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Paulina Gretzky gets a lot of hate for buying herself new tits with her trust fund allowance…cuz her ghetto middle class dad who ended up becoming a fucking star hockey player…but was otherwise destined to work the mill like his father and his father’s father….all white trash in everything he did….giving her questionable morals and values….but I think, at least after looking at these pics of her on the beach…that more money shoulda gone into her ass….

You see I’m not a hater of spoiled brats, who cares how hooked up or how good their lives are….I am a hater of trashy sluts who have shitty asses though…

You see tits can be bought…but a good ass..that shit is the real deciding factor on whether this fake tan, fake hair, Playboy lookin’ chick is worth it or not….even if she’s worth 100 million dollars after her dad dies…

Not that I wouldn’t bang her, I’d bang anything, it’s just funny someone who puts so much work in, is hurtin’ where it counts…now laugh at her…

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Paulina Gretzky attention seeking trust fund girl who was raised by a dad who grew up bore and a mom who’s a gold digger…leading to her flawed personality…depending who you ask….that craves male attention through half naked posing…fake tits…fake hair…fake everything…looking like a little Paris Hilton tart…ready to fuck on camera the first chance she gets….as long as it promises her a reality show…that she will end up getting regardless cuz she’s an LA rich kid and people love that shit….also known as my favorite kind of personality…because without girls like this I am nothing…

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I saw these pics the other day and didn’t really react to them…firstly, cuz I hate hockey and everything about hockey, especially the stars of hockey, their puck slut wives and their spoiled brat daughters…cuz hockey players, are usually small town, white trash, uneducated retards with more money than they know what to do with, who marry hooker type women who love to spend money, and who have babies so that their hockey man will never stop spending money on them….resulting in attention seeking, using her allowance to buy fake tits Paulina Gretzky, who is like a stripper but with more money…and less getting naked….so pretty much worse than a stripper…

This girl is the queen of “selfies”…showing off her tits and rich girl party slut trash ways….so seeing her try to re-brand herself as someone serious, in clothes that don’t put her implants on blast and that aren’t embarrassing to her small town Canadian grandparents…is a joke in and of itself…and that is why I’m posting the pics…you cause we all know she’d rather be spreading her vagina in a gangbang in the VIP room after one too many bottle service bottles…but instead she’s here trying to be serious and it is funny.

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