Chelsea Handler is showing you why you need to wear a hazmat suit to the movie theater, or reall to any public place, because dirty fucking people, both rich and homeless, rub their assholes on things, sometimes intentionally, sometimes not intentionally, always in ways I don’t want my hand or mouth or fingers touching…

I am not a germaphobe, I have eating hooker asshole before, but even the dirtiest of hookers is likely cleaner than this…but more importnatly…she’s not smearing hreself all over the movie chair…

Either way, this is some attention seeking…and I support attention seeking…

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