I love seeing Audrina in a relationship because it gives me hope that something goes wrong with her birth control pill, cuz you know people in Hollywood don’t use condoms, and she gets knocked up, forced to make the decision of whether to keep the baby or not, as her doctor has warned her one more abortion will leave her sterile like the sex offender theym castrated down the street from me, or maybe her drug addiction, loneliness and dillusions of being this huge star will make her think that a baby is a hot accessory, that people like her for more than just her tits, and that they are interested in actually watching her struggle with pregnancy all while lockin’ this motherfucker down to her like she was Jessica Alba, you know the vagina that traps you in for life.

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