I am going to assume that Edie Campbell is the heriess to Campbell soup….

And I’m sticking to that…

Because I’m not sticking it to her…

Sicne we don’t know each other and if we did we probably wouldn’t get along, you know with her whole being British and a model..and me thinking she’s too tall…and her thinking I’m too short and fat…it’d never work..

But I’ll still look at her tits…because nipples used to be something sacred I could exploit and now they are so mainstream and boring, yet advertisers still think I’m porn…

Fuck those guys..even if you’d rather be fucking this guy..

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