I am guess this girl is Spencer Pratt’s sister or someone they hired to play his sister and she’s in a bikini and I am not. She’s pretty much a fuckin’ nobody, but at least she’s not fat, because skinny nobodies are more interesting to see in bikinis than fat nobodies in bikinis, unless the fat nobody in a bikini happens to be playing /struggling through some kind of beach game, like volleyball, or paddle ball, or even trying to fuckin parasail but the boat doesn’t have enough power or some shit, because that’s just good entertainment, unlike The Hills, but in her defense she gets paid over 250k a year to get followed around by cameras and i’d probably sell my sout to MTV for a lot less. She’s ugly, she’s a joke and that’s all I have to say about that.

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