Jessica Alba wants you to see some mom tit in a bikini….

I am going to assume it is because it feels good to have men get excited over you, like it was still the late 90s, especially when in a loveless marriage that is solely based on business, and money, than on fucking…even if the kids would make you think they fuck, when really they are just props in the Honest Company…

You don’t make billions of dollars without some sacrifice…

It is safe to assume that she’ll be back in the acting scene when the company does go public and when she cashes out. It is also safe to assume she’ll be doing more nude roles, to feel like an “artist”…and it’s almost too little too late…but she’s still Alba and her nipples are worth looking out the day she finally releases them, only because she’s made the people wait 30 fucking years for them.

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