I don’t know whether the world needs more pictures of some Dutch model pushing 30…who is married to a DJ who she probably met backstage while high on MDMA and he forgot to finish in her ass…leading to the first of their two babies…in some attention seeking bikini pics….

Especially now that she’s not Victoria’s Secret, because she’s not good enough for them, and they are pretty loyal to the girls they make famous, but in this case, they just kicked her out of the catalog like it was some bad reality show…that I should write and produce called Catalog girl, that now that I just posted will be stolen by Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks and a variation of their two model shows…

Not that it matters, what matters is that all ass in bikini pics matter on instagram, and I’d post all of them, but there are too many of them, so I just focus on the already established girls, rather than the up and comers fucking their way through the industry finding their place…because that’s all part of laziness…laziness that we can assume Doutzen Kroes suffers from too, because this type of content takes her a minute to coordinate and put up, while a gangbang requires phone calls…get it together, already retired, over the hill booty in a thong…

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