Sheen will sit down with Matt Lauer on Tuesday morning to make the announcement…because if you have HIV, make it a media frenzy…and get paid…

Last week, I turned to Facebook with the Sun’s story of an “A Lister” who has HIV….based on this meme from the UK Sun.

We all decided it was Charlie Sheen, but that we were disappointed because we assumed he had AIDS prior to the story being released, thanks to his insanity, going off the rails, fucking dirty hookers, while fucking other celebrities, all while drunk and high on a variety of drugs, before creating catch phrases like “winning” in his breakdown…

I was hoping for Clooney, or DiCaprio or someone who you didn’t know was gay. But I guess Charlie Sheen, the obvious choice, is the obvious choice for a reason…partially because he looked like death…

He’s been fucking hookers since before Denise Richards, who in case you didn’t know was an Heidi Fleiss hooker before locking Sheen down…

I guess there’s a lot more his him going “VIRAL” back when he quit Three and Half men…

I guess that homo Chuck Laurie really fucked him up the ass without a condom on that one..

You know since HIV is the gay disease…and it isn’t a death sentence…so whatever..

I guess the Porn is going to go into another lock down:

Here’s some Denise Richards…his ex wife….

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