Jessica Alba must be taking her company public very fucking soon….she’s all over the fucking place in a bunch of photoshoots, this time Vogue, like she’s some kind of model or fashion icon, when really she’s just rich and has a good PR team….strategically making her do exactly what she does…and that’s act, while being directed, because going public is a huge scam and the people behind Wall Street and finance know exactly how to inflate the value of a nonsense company, so that they can all get rich as fuck…

So get ALba in media, dressed up, looking good, talking about life as a bullshit exec…good for everyone, except future shareholders of this nonsense….but who cares about them…

A whore is a whore no matter what she’s whoring, she’s got a basic knowledge of how to whore, whether it’s an IPO, or to get a movie role, or Coconut water, she’s got this…ALba’s got this…

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