Some dude was really upset that I call Bella Thorne 40, because she looks fucking 40, and my brand of comedy is to repeat myself until it is awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved.
I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because it is good marketing….dude’s love that tween shit, even if the girl playing an 18 year old is in her 40s….
It’s called “TEEN PORN”…none of those girls are 18, but they look more 18 than Bella Thorne.
I just think it’d be a great story line…for a really terrible movie….that I write about everyday – so when it happens you know I was robbed…
About a Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want anything to do with Mainstream stars, Decides to go to an Audition she finally set up at Disney type company, where she pretends to be her 18 year old kid, gets the part and is forced to build her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…doing the Bella Thorne self loving, self promotion, self promotion, narcissist….instagram slutty bullshit…
No 18 year old needs to be at the gym as much as this one – she’s 40.
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