I wonder what Charlize Theron’s dad would think of his 40 something year old daughter posing in her underwear on the cover of a magazine…if her mom hadn’t killed him back home in South Africa for being abusive…I guess we’ll never know…

The interesting thing in the Charlize Theron story I’ve heard is that she was about the throw in the towel on her Hollywood dreams, after her murdering mom forced her to America to live the dream that wasn’t working out, because she was broke as fuck…only to have been spotted in a bank cast in a movie and now an Academy Award winner who has had sex with Sean Penn and I’m sure many others…

I like that American dream when it ends up with old ladies who still look good because they aren’t American in panties on the cover of a Wall Street Journal magazine…

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