Her name is Minka Kelly, I’ve heard her name but never really bothered figuring out who she is, but it turns out she’s engaged to Derek Jeter, the star athlete who has fucked pretty much every bitch in Hollywood, probably because when you get herpes from someone, it’s easier to stay with them than to have that awkward conversation with new girls you date, since getting laid is hard enough in the world without having herpes suprises, which I guess also explains why Minka Kelly is airing out her cunt and soaking it in salt water, I hear it’s one of the Doctor’s Books of Home Remedies for the shit….

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