In an exciting turn of events, Mischa Barton, the girl from the OC, who you probably remember jerking off to when she played the dead vomiting girl in “The Sixth Sense” because it reminded you of every girl you poisoned for sex….because it was the only way you could get sex….is in a bikini…

I call this back from the dead, or almost dead, when she was 45 pounds fatter, a whole lot sadder, medicating herself…into something I called the Mischa Barton Death watch…there was a short period of time where all these girls from Lohan to Britney to a few others could have swung either way…

I guess they chose life…because whining about life when you’re a fucking celebrity who had a hit show and now lots of money and access by the age of 25 is pretty entitled, spoiled and obnoxious…

You want real suicide, try working a real job at minimum wage where no one respects you and you’re so exhausted because you can barely pay off debt…have some real problems you brat…

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