I am guessing Hugh Jackman wasn’t in Haiti, but it looks like he was dealing with a Caribbean Earthquake of his own and she looked fucking eager and ready to take him out like he was a school, hospital and all the shanties in the fucking town. Maybe I’m just overreacting, but when I see when some chubby chick coming at me, I get nervous, but it’s probably because my wife is fat and anytime she has this kind of conviction in her swagger, it usually means she wants to fuck…..

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