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2016

26

May

Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day

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The FAT Amy Schumer being plus sized is obviously a reality that Amy Schumer is trying to own – because this being fat, loving your body, body positive, be empowered and live it, because you made it with all those donuts…is at the point of her posting bathing suit pics – as part of her worst joke…

But the reality is we’re used to fat chicks, especially in bathing suits, and we know that even when they wear them they hate themselves. We know that she’s doing it for attention to carry her career..and most importantly, the most offensive thing about her is her face…then the shit that comes out of her mouth and brain…and the fat slob component is way down the laundry list of how much of a pile of overrated, not funny, overpaid shit this monster crawling out of the sea is….

Yes, you’re a fat girl in a bathing suit…go to the Jersey Shore for 4 minutes and she’ll seem like a fat chick not as fat as she can be because there is fatter in a bikini…holding a neon sign saying “LOOK AT ME…LOOK AT ME…I AM PROUD OF MY BODY….IT GETS ME FANS, JOBS, MONEY, YAY”

Here’s what her sad little COMIC crying sounds like:

I meant to write “good morning trolls!” I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses!

She’s probably on edge because she starved herself for 4 weeks before this pic was taken and is still fat…..

I hate being exposed to this garbage…no one wants to see this shit…

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