Jessica Alba is so over exposed, over inflated, over hyped, over rated, over.

But she’s still hot and more importantly, instead of ruining herself with booze and drugs like all the other babes of generation, she just ruined herself with kids, but was able to take advantage of her Latina elastic skin to bounce back, but more importantly, take advantage of the entire situation from trapping her boyfriend / now husband with the pregnancy to leveraging it to become a massive, bullshit, but massive brand of “organic” products for moms…something she’s diverting from being bullshit – by doing media – and shoots like this – showing off her hot mom body – but looking like every other uneventful shoot she’s done….

Still, Alba in a bathing suit for an old timer like me – matters. I like th crawling around in the sand picture. What a whore.

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