I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

11

Apr

I am – Natalie Portman’s Dog

Jewish girls are a good thing. They usually have rich parents who give them access to unlimited credit cards, that they use to get their hair done, their sephardi moustaches and cooters waxed, they rock designer clothes and if they are lucky get nose jobs, breast reductions/implants, braces by the time they are 18. They have solid educations for bright futures, they like to be seen and socialize, they rock cocaine harder than a rock band and they love pissing off their parents by fucking useless poor goyims, like me. The most exciting thing about Jewish chicks is that they all learn how to suck dick in summer camp when they are 14. They suck multiple dicks all summer long for 4 years straight, and if you land a Jewish chick who is about 22, you’re signing up for to get the best head of your life. When I was 27, I used to slam this 23 year old Jewish girl. At that point I had NEVER cum from a blowjob, I always had to finish off by jerking it or by slammin the girl….until I met Orit a 22 year old Israeli chick who changed my fucking life. Point of the story is, I don’t know if Portman sucked her first dick in summer camp and I don’t know if she’s good at giving head, but her dog does…..the dog also knows what facial expressions she makes when she shits and what her used panties look/smell like, even when she’s on the rag. The dog knows when she masturbates or gets fucked and here she is walking the little pervert like he didn’t see her pussy that morning…

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