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2006

10

Apr

I am – Jersey Girls Are Trash Revisited of the Day

Steve gets drunk and doesn’t get people’s consent to film them after he humiliates them, usually because they want to kill him. I post the video anyway because, I am broke and have nothing so suing me would be a huge waste of time and would get us nowhere. I would probably have to take down a funny clip cuz someone was embarassed about their drunken behavior. That would make me mad. I like people, like our star of Jersey Girl’s Are Trash clip, who stand by what they done did and instead of hating on us, she laughs it off and becomes a fan. This is an email I got from Steve, he asked me to post it, I am happy that some random girl in Jersey came across our site and our video of her…I guess I have more reach than I thought. Here’s Steve’s email.

hey dude,

I have good news and I have bad news.

The bad news is, Jersey Girl has tracked us down. She made a bunch of comments on the original post, along with some girl named “Ash”. I’m pretty sure Ash is the other girl in the video.

The good news, however, is that I have found her myspace

After multiple messages, comments, and disses, she finally gave me her AIM contact. Now she is my biggest (and only) fan. She told me she is coming back to visit me in the summer. I am going to take her on a date.

Last night I fell asleep trying to figure out why the fuck a girl, who I publicly embarrassed, would give me the time of day. The conclusion I came to is this: Hot chicks like getting dissed. They are sick of guys coming up to them in bars and clubs and running the same old game. So my advice to any guy reading this is as follows. Go to a bar, find a hot chick, and make fun of her. She will fall in love with you. If she doesn’t, then push her to the ground. It’s funny as hell.

Steve.

I think it’s pretty obvious that she’s not really a fan and seeking revenge, she’ll go on a date with Steve and give him herpes or have her black boyfriend beat him or some shit, like he deserves, for being a dick and pushing her down in the first place….I know that I woulda tried to at least titty fuck the bitch before giving up on her.

This is where I decided to post a pheromone link, because the shit works, and I figured why that coupled with Steve’s advice, you’ll be eating pussy in no time.

Remember to watch – I am – Jersey Girls are Trash

and

Remember to watch – I am – Not From New Jersey

I just re-made you famous, bitch

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