Kristen Stewart is a lesbian…and Photo number 6 – if you take the time to cruise through these pics..which I don’t think you should since she looks like a dyke.

Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, because women can’t escape their gender roles, no matter how thick their beards are, or how big her construction boots are at Home Depot… it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, it’s not a weapon or the patriarchy or that guy who raped you…it could be your friend, maybe if I rub week old tuna on it? Will that help our friendship blossom?

Well, she is a dyke…so I guess this fashion shoot makes sense…spread em…Twilight.

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