Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not becasue she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself but because she still exploits her tits shamelessly for attention…

Posing by her Aspen house and the insane over the top rich person tree she probably didn’t decorate but dictated like a cunty slave driver you assume she is….but don’t watch her reality show to figure out….with her TITS OUT…

It’s brilliant. Not a Christmas miracle…nothing exciting really…but any girl pulling her tits out for the sake of pulling her tits out – is what Christmas is all about.

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