I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2010

07

May

Drake Gets Flashed of the Day

Drake may be hyped to fucking shit, but his music bores the fuck out of me. The dude is not gangster. He is not interesting. He is not even black. His mom who raised him in a rich part of town is more Jewish than a fucking Rabbi and she probably just got knocked up by his dad cuz she was trying to piss off the community…because she was tired of spending her days at the hair salon and getting her nails done. He was a Canadian TV star, which isn’t saying much, but he started out with more money than real rappers from the streets, so he should definitely keep paying off girls in his audience to flash him, not only does it make him look like people care about him, but it also gives his fans something to watch instead of falling the fuck asleep at his show….

I’ve had the unfortunate experience of seeing him perform and he fucking sucks, but tits don’t.

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