I have spent the better part of the morning talking to a girl who was 16 and 3/4 about sex. I was doing it for research purposes, because I tend to lose touch with 16 year olds the less time I spend in Starbucks and American Apparel. She pretty much told me that she’s been fucking her 18 year old boyfriend consistently for over a year. She was a gymnast and appreciates her flexibility. She showered with a girlfriend and 3 guys just last weekend and she is down with giving blowjobs, but prefers to get fucked from behind, sometimes by more than one person, as long as they cum in her and play with her large tits, since all teenage girls have huge tits these days….

When I was 16 and 3/4 the only pussy I was getting was the fat chick who craved male attention and wanted as much cock as she could get and really was willing to put anything she found inside her. The hot girls were virgins and in longterm relationships waiting for that special night and the slutty hot girls were fucking older dudes with cars. I still got pussy…but it was nothing like the anal loving/ cock sucking/ group sex parties motherfuckers are into at 16 and 3/4 now, because of hormones in the food, the internet, oversexed population and now Miley Cyrus, who I think deserves a thank you for sacrificing her throat to make her contribution..

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