The thing I love about Mariah has nothing to do with her insurance policy on her legs, it’s got to be with the glamour she exudes. This bitch is so fucking glamourous that she can’t do normal things without looking looking like a fucking idiot. That’s how glamourous she is.

The thing that I love about dogs is that they love the smell of period and everytime they are around a bitch who’s bleeding they sniff the box. That always makes me laugh.

That’s the story I heard. Assholes.

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